Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Two Tenkara Sasquatches Sighted in Texas

Not one, but two tenkara sasquatches were recently sighted in Texas along the bank of the Neches River.  When confronted about why they were fishing with "fancy cane poles" and not setting trotlines to target the resident catfish, the clearly disturbed bigfeet began throwing rocks at provocateur David Arceneaux.